so. this whole thing was documented on video.
i should have suspected as much from the quality of those gifs.
(i’m quite good at the internet if you didn’t know.)
have you ever seen the game where that kid and his horse fight all these giant colossus things? where he beats them up one at a time part by part until all the soft stabbable parts get stabbed and he defeats them?
this is nothing like that.
i lost count at how many times this land sausage lost in combat versus two fingers.
get bigger arms.