Ugly Disappointing Animals

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when is your birthday so we can send a mariachi of dogs with ridiculous sombreros

Anonymous

Late October. I can’t get too specific. Please don’t send disappointing mammals. Only good and moral mammals.

Fat dogs?

Anonymous

For midterms. There’s an entire song and dance for it. Old phrase. Classic phrase. It’s not made up.

I’m drunk. Ask me things about animals. Don’t ask me about my family or other occupations.

Animals must not find out who I am or where I live. It’s too dangerous.

yoursforeverinternet:

disgustinganimals

high character?
that’s pretty generous.
he’s keeping behind the line of scrimmage, but i wouldn’t call that “high character”.

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hobolunchbox:

Tending the flag.
[video]
this neighborhood is really going downhill… we used to have standards.

hobolunchbox:

Tending the flag.

[video]

this neighborhood is really going downhill… we used to have standards.

ghostmapped:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

Shameless behavior in this drought, disgustinganimals

maybe they’re the ones who took all the water

not saying they did, but they just look so smug…

cutestpatootie:

disgustinganimals have you seen this foolery >:l
are there any animals you can trust?

cutestpatootie:

disgustinganimals have you seen this foolery >:l

are there any animals you can trust?

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seri0uslybecca:

she loves shopping

ya, i feel that.  shawty got needs, but whose plastic she be swipin?smh

seri0uslybecca:

she loves shopping

ya, i feel that.
shawty got needs, but whose plastic she be swipin?
smh

I've never seen a red panda before, and my friend said to ask you about them. So, uh, what's a red panda? Are they as useless as black and white ones? Because they're dumb, and we should stop trying to make them breed and just let them die out.

Anonymous

There is only one kind of panda and it is red like autumn with the moves of a fox, the wiles of a raccoon, the power of a badger, the gentleness of a well-behaved badger, the demure of a Tudor, the innocence of a child, and the ears of a good-looking not-disgusting dog.

That other thing you mentioned is some kind of garbage bear. We don’t talk about garbage bears in our house anymore. It’s too upsetting.

yes. HAHAHA yess….THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU ILL-MANNERED TUMMY FLASHERSFEEL IT

yes. HAHAHA yess….

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU ILL-MANNERED TUMMY FLASHERS

FEEL IT

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